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This area of the JSR web site is a collection of thoughts,
quotes, recipes, jokes, and other 'quirky stuff' that caught
our eye. Enjoy!
And be sure to contact
us with your thoughts, jokes and other contributions.
The recipes section lists a few
of our personal favorites. What are yours?
** Quote of the Month **
"Prepare your mind to receive
the best that life has to offer."
-- Ernest Holmes
** Joke of the Month **
A physician, a civil engineer, and a consultant were arguing
about what was the oldest profession in the world.
The physician remarked, "Well, in the Bible, it says
that God created Eve from a rib taken out of Adam. This clearly
required surgery, and so I can rightly claim that mine is
the oldest profession in the world."
The civil engineer interrupted and said, "But even earlier
in the book of Genesis, it states that God created the order
of the heavens and the earth from out of the chaos. This was
the first and certainly the most spectacular application of
civil engineering. Therefore, fair doctor, you are wrong;
mine is the oldest profession in the world."
The consultant leaned back in her chair, smiled, and then
said confidently, "Ah, but who do you think created the
chaos?"
Other fun web sites include:
- www.Tickle.com,
with serious and not-so-serious quizzes and personality
tests.
- www.BusinessBalls.com,
with loads of free information on teambuilding and leadership
development.
- www.Jokes.com,
where you can get a free daily joke delivered to your email
box!
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